中国农业科学院黄三文团队的研究证实，马铃薯（土豆）的母本是番茄，所以：

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Insulting Phrases about "Mod" and "Potato" (English)‌

1. Insults for "Mod" (Moderation/Moderator)‌ "You're as useful as a mod with no permissions."‌ (Mocking their powerlessness) "Your moderation skills are as bad as a potato farmer trying to code."‌ (Combining both insults) "A mod who can't even ban spam bots? That's moderately pathetic."‌ (Pun on "moderate") "If mods were food, you'd be expired milk."‌ (Implied uselessness) "Your banhammer is as effective as a rubber sword."‌ (Questioning authority)
2. Insults for "Potato" (Literal or Metaphorical)‌ "You're as smart as a potato in a calculus class."‌ (Stupidity) "Your ideas are as stale as a week-old baked potato."‌ (Unoriginality) "A potato could run circles around you."‌ (Incompetence) "You're the reason people say 'don't be a couch potato'—because you're nothing."‌ (Laziness) "If brains were electricity, you'd be a potato battery."‌ (Insufficient power)
3. Combined Insults (Mod + Potato)‌ "You're a mod who moderates like a potato judges a cooking show."‌ (Absurdity) "A mod with the critical thinking of a sack of potatoes."‌ (Dumb authority) "Your moderating style is like a potato salad—messy and nobody wants seconds."‌ (Disorganization) Usage Notes‌ Tone‌: These are meant to be mocking or sarcastic, not serious criticism. Context‌: Works best in informal settings (e.g., gaming communities, forums). Alternatives‌: For lighter jabs, try: "You're a mod? More like a moderate disaster."

Would you like these tailored to a specific scenario (e.g., gaming, work)? “你的智商像冻土豆——硬邦邦的，敲一下还能反弹回问题。”